In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
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She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
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He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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