is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
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The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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