ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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