The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
