that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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