We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
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Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
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You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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