if i can run in heels then i can drive
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
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