He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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