Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
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