We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
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i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
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Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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