Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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