even my farts smell like vagina
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
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I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
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Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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