Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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