Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
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So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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