Me too!
True but thats because hes a fetus.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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