you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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