It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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