hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
You know, be my cock's hype man.
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I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
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That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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