i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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