Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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