what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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