We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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