He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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