you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
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