We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
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Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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