My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
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you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
whose parrot is this?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
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Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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