dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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