You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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