Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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