Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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