It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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I need you to use more vowels.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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