How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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