If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
