Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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