i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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