got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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