No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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