My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
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my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
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I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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