I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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