love makes seman taste better
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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