no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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