no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Green mimosas i think yes
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
