Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
