Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Come back. Shots need mouths.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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