Are we in a gay sports bar?
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
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New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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