don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
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i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
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Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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