What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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