Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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