Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
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His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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