i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
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i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
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I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
40s are totally the cure
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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