I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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