i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
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Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
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sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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