escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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