Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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