I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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