Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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