You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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