She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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