I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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