this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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