I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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