i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
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