I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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