her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
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When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
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I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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